Tuesday, July 21

the bachelorette: the men tell all

so, did anyone else think about the word choice by chris harrison, "reid couldn't be here because of a prior engagement?"

when they promo'd the next episode/finale with reid at the end holding a ring, we were pretty pumped. we like reid.

kiptyn, you were my early favorite. i picked you to be in the final 2 from episode 1. but your hometown visit ruined my taste for you. sorry. your mom is just weird and i think it would be hard to be accepted in the fam ... just seems like nobody would be good enough for little kiptyn. plus, you're kinda boring. again, sorry.

ed, i really, really like you. you seem to be a good guy and you are actually willing to lay it out for jillian and not worry about just plain telling her how you feel. points for that. i also liked your little green shorts, despite what other may have said. way to go, bro.

reid, we are so glad you are coming back! you are hilarious and we think, even though you are clearly a bit emotionally retarded, that you can make a great fit with jillian. one thing i don't understand: you seem to have no problem calmly telling the cameraman how you feel and how you think you feel about jillian. why can't you just tell her the same things in the same easy manner? something to work on, for sure. while we don't really think you're coming back to propose, i happen to think you may be offering a promise ring. jillian's word choice when asked how she is now, "very happy," ... not engaged, but very happy with a huge grin. honestly, if kiptyn and ed don't propose? weiners. but reid is definitely not there, so i'd be s-h-o-c-k-e-d if he actually proposed...

oh, and it was so irritating that jake got harangued for being a good guy. what's up with that, guys? you could not leave the guy alone and it lasted for an entire segment! get over the fact that not everyone is a drunk pig.

juan, you won me over tonight. i used to think you were quite the snake. my apologies.

wes, words can't express how glad i was not to see your ugly mug. you are the snake. i'm so glad they didn't give you any more face time in front of the cameras. hope your music career really takes off. oh, and just because you were #1 in chihuahua, mexico does not mean the people of spain would feel the same way. get a globe.

can't wait for monday night!!

2 quick quips:

Carrie said...

Love, love, love it! My thoughts exactly (but I could not have written them nearly as well as you). Go Team Reid!

Brett and Shireen Olsen said...

I'm not sure how I missed this post, but seriously, loved it! Although I disagree with one point - Ed's green shorts. I say yuck. Tonight is the finale - can't wait to see what happens! Wish we could watch it together - I'd make cupcakes.